100WC Week#25 by Miss Mansell

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Posted by 6spupil2016 | Posted in General News | Posted on 15-03-2017

First is Overrated

First is overrated

People think it’s fun

To be first off the marker

When the man fires his gun.

 

First is overrated

I don’t see the joy

In running away super-fast

Like every other boy.

 

First is overrated

Every moron thinks it’s so

Terribly important

To be always on the go.

 

First is overrated

I don’t think it makes you best

Trying to be first

Makes you exactly like the rest.

 

First is overrated

Who wants to be first dead?

So that is why I’m always last

I think last is best instead.

 

100WC Week #12 by Miss Mansell

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Posted by 6spupil2016 | Posted in General News | Posted on 22-11-2016

Unusual Pot Poem 

My mother warned me regularly,

To watch the words I said,

And stop stuffing my foot,

Into the hole that’s in my head.

 

Foot in mouth disease she said,

Is appalling for one’s health,

So I should be more careful,

When expressing myself.

 

But I’m not one to listen,

And to her I’d not attend,

And my foot was often in there,

Past the ankle and its bend.

 

And now I’ve really shown her,

For employment I have found,

And I am quite famous,

With all the folk around my town.

 

Of course it is a pity,

That I cannot walk at all,

But that’s because my head’s a flowerpot,

And my bum’s a terracotta wall!